Jesus, if you want to be with me just send a picture… and buy me a scotch.

Also, there is a fine line between dominant and creepy. I’m all for talking about sex in the first conversation(something I strive for in EVERY conversation, really), but your “fuckable” comment honestly would have turned off 70% of the females I know. And it would have gotten an eye roll from me. I don’t know if you mention this, but the ignoring game is pretty good. Girls don’t like clingy. The two worst things you can do around me is 1) show your weakness and be awkward about it (I WILL make fun of you probably forever, but if you laugh it off, it’s okay) and 2) be clingy (I actually talked to an attractive model who would have been perfect if he hadn’t complained incessantly about girls not being faithful to him…I finally told him–this is exactly why they’re not faithful). But yea. You’ve got it pretty much down. Tips I would add include (and I know I wasn’t asked, and honestly, I have no idea how I ended up on this website…but I’m involved now):
1) Have some stories…know about something…have a passion? Or at least be a cunning linguist.
2) Number one gets boring after a while. So talk about the girl. Ask about her. And not the boring how are you? Or where are you from? They work but are so fucking boring. You were pretty good with this. Know some philosophy, women will want to crawl in bed with you if you can have a “deep” conversation.
3)Smell good. So important. I can have sex with someone who’s ugly, but not with someone who smells bad.
4) As you said above, add some shock value to the conversation. After a while, all my conversations ended up being the same. I talked to A LOT of people. One trick is to find something shocking about the day, and you can use it on everyone you talk to that day. I guess it’s different for guys. My shock factor was sexual most of the time… which is at the most slutty on my part, but never creepy, which it can be if it comes from a guy. Read news articles. But not the ones about war and stuff. The interesting ones.
5) Take control. This doesn’t always work on every girl. I like it when a guy orders for me or corrects me when I’m doing something. Even if it’s just a reason for me to argue.
6) This is a more sexual tip. Women like to feel safe. They like to be held, but not all the time. Don’t cling! But we want to be held tightly when we’re being kissed. And when you kiss, hold some part of the woman’s head (preferably the back of the head…you can caress the cheeks too). AND I’m not sure if it’s just me, but how you touch is important.
To make the way you touch masculine, use large surfaces slowly. Use your entire palm to stroke a body part, not just a finger (unless it’s an intricate and sensitive body part…use some sense).
7) Oh, and now that we’re talking about sexual stuff…
Don’t ever tell a girl you want to “fuck the shit out of” her. I don’t know where this came from, but it’s actually a very common saying, and it’s not the picture you want to conjure. Women want to feel special. Even if it’s a one night stand, we want to feel like we’re THE one.
8) Don’t burp or pee around her. It’s a no brainer, but you’d be surprised how many people don’t know this rule.
9) This is crucial if you want a good reputation with the ladies: Don’t make claims you can’t live up to. I’m talking sexually, but this counts for everything actually. I rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointed. The best lays were the ones that basically said “oh you just wait” instead of ” I’m going to make you squirt your brains out.” Women like subtlety.
10) The brain is the most important sexual organ. Few can do this well, and don’t do this if you can’t do it well, but I like it when a guy says little things to me during foreplay. It’ll get me more aroused than anything else. This can be as dirty as you like, depending on who it is. Some can handle more than others. But it can be a pure compliment. Just don’t make it cheesy. And make it sincere. If you say “I can’t wait to be inside you,” but you say it in a weird/nervous/bored voice, it won’t work.
11) Girls like mystery. Have something mysterious about you. And don’t give weird compliments. I’ve had guys tell me I have a nice forehead. Just…why.

I’m a woman.
I’m just going to say that you’re right.
You’re an asshole.
But you’re right. Women LOVE assholes!
The weird thing is that I was like you.
Let me repeat that I’m a woman.
And I was going around doing what you do.
I was definitely an alpha, and it captivated people.
It’s just not done by women.
I was disgusted around 99% of the time.
I was in control of every situation. It made me
feel powerful, but but I was SO disappointed.
Beautiful women want guys, but these women are insecure
and wait around for too long to even indicate that
they’re interested. I approached these guys. What I
realized is that most guys SUCK. Especially the “hot” ones.
They are HORRIBLE conversationalists even when they’re interested.
I also discovered that 95% of Earth’s population is sexually scarred.
Everyone I have met has had or has issues with sex (most likely
because I’m emasculating, even though I’m very feminine).
I’m not the hottest thing in the world, but I’m not unattractive.
I have some great features and I play them up. What I understood
a while ago was that what you think about yourself doesn’t
really apply in social situations. I’m actually pretty insecure when
I look in the mirror, but I know where I stand in society, and
really, that’s all that matters. I’m not saying I’m special because
I slept with guys…because most guys don’t say no to pussy in general.
I’m getting to the part where I explain why you’re right, which I’m sure you’ll love.
I think I was doing this alpha thing because…honestly, there’s a
rush associated with being in control.
I remember this one time a guy was circling the table I was eating
at, and I looked at him real bored and asked “so are you gonna sit down?”
I love calling people out on their game.
But what I was really looking for was for someone to stand up to me and
call my bullshit. The guys who just told me to sit my ass down
were the ones I really enjoyed. I like a challenge, and that
flirty sexual tension is to die for.
You probably dislike women like me,
but it’s okay. I just wanted to share my story.
And tell you that you’re right. I just wish you’d be less
of a caveman about it.

The problem with this is knowing when to dial the tension back after you’ve already successfully gained what you wanted. Too far and you start to look like a jackass.

I remember hearing someone say that the first few minutes of meeting a girl should be like a shot of heroin into her bloodstream. Build tension. Release tension. Navigate through the highs and lows. But then know when to pull out the needle so as to not overdose her thus killing the interaction. Great stuff Alpha